Kev's Life

A drunk is sitting at the bar.  There is a very buxom blond a few seats down from him. 
A fellow at the other end of the bar calls for a beer.  The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. 
The glass hits the blond’s breasts and spills all over them.  The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts.
This happens a couple more times.  The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick her breasts.  She decks him!
He’s lying on the floor moaning and groaning. "how come you let the bartender do it?" he asks the blonde?
She answers: "Because he has got——-

Can you try and guess her answer?
Even if you don’t, you’re gonna love this—–




A LICKER LICENSE!
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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.?

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn’t understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, ‘I’m impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don’t get it — why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?’?

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, ‘Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.’