Kev's Life

Condom Factory burns down in Australia!

  Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia, is awoken at 4am by the telephone.

Kevin, its the health Minister here.   Sorry to bother you at this hour

but there is an emergency!!!    I’ve just received word that the Durex

factory in Sydney has burned to the ground.   It is estimated that the

  entire Australian supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week!

PM: ‘SHIT!!!  – the economy will never be able to cope with all those

unwanted babies -  we’ll be ruined!!’

Health Minister: ‘We’re going to have to ship some in from….Britain?’

PM: ‘No  chance!! The Poms will have a field day on this one!!’

  Health Minister: ‘What about New Zealand ?’

PM: ‘I’ll  call John Key – tell him we need ten million condoms;   ten

  inches long and eight inches thick!!   That way they’ll continue to

  respect the wallabies!’

  Three days later a delighted Kevin rushes out to open  the boxes.

  He finds ten million condoms, 10 inches long, 8  inches thick, all

   coloured black and white with small writing on each one…

   MADE IN  NEW ZEALAND

                 – SIZE:  Small

Sign by patient  customer.who didn’t wait. (Haven’t you felt like this at  times?)

Sign of the times in     Ontario ..


Sign on the back of the  Honey Wagon


Political statement on  the back of another Honey Wagon


Sofa King Advertisement  (Read the last line slowly)


Sign on the side of an Air Conditioning Service  van.


[No comment  required]


Sign in subway  car.


Sign in Public Waiting  Room.


Sign outside public  toilets



WOW! Better observe this  one!


Oh!  We don’t want to make them sick, do  we?


Ohhh! Come on,  traaaiiinnnn.


Great translation fom  human to dog lingo!


[self  explanatory]

Sign for the  office


Warning sign for the  office bully.













  My favourite…..

Love this one!

After a two year loan to the United States ,
Michelangelo’s David is being returned to Italy .

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