Love
A man was sitting on the settee watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen.
“What would you like for dinner Love ? Chicken, beef or lamb ?”
He said, “Thank you, I’ll have chicken.”
“Shut up. You’re having soup. I was talking to the cat.”
Categories: Joke
Lol, I hope this is not me later on lol, it has been 6 years but heh.