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Conversation with a Little Girl

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane

when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve
heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
and said to
the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear
power?’ and he
smiles.

‘OK, ‘ she said.  ‘That could be an interesting topic. But
let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a
cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass.  Yet a deer
excretes little
pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you
suppose that is?’

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s
intelligence, thinks
about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have
no idea.’

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified
to discuss
nuclear power when you don’t know shit?’

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